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I saw a show once where a guy and a young girl were in a truck together. The girl was a hitchhiking serial killer, and the guy was a serial killer that picked up hitchhikers. Real recognized real as they knew what the other person was, and they parted ways with a mutual understanding that it wasn't going to be a cakewalk for either of them.
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A serial killer just moving across the area (not a resident), or a serial killer whose victims were not yet discovered by the police, would actually have to calculate their chances as "non serial killers" - as if you took your first black ball in case 1b from a different box.. So the joke killer's logic would be faulty:. A guy picks up a.
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A serial killer picks up a hitchhiker. Hitchhiker asks if the driver is scared they may have picked up a serial killer. Driver laughs and says what are the odds there are now two serial killers in the car. Wondering… has this ever happened? I think it could have. But would love to hear a behind scenes scenario.
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How do you stop serial killers? Just arrest one of them, and all of them stop. This wouldn't work if they were parallel killers. Most serial killers are men. That's because women prefer to kill just one man, over a period of many, many years. What's the difference between an innocent black guy and a white serial killer?
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A guy is driving a serpentine road in Polish mountains. He sees a local waving at him to get a hitch, so he stops. The guy — a 2 metre tall, muscular guy pulls his ciupaga (shepherd's axe) from his belt and growls: — Masturbate! The guy is confused, but he obliges and quickly completes. I picked up a hitchhiker… you've got to when you hit them.
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Jokes on us: Dec. 16 Dec 15, 2018 I picked up a hitchhiker yesterday. He said, "Thanks for picking me up, but how do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I replied, "The odds of two serial.
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Funny Hitchhiker Joke. I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?" I replied, "The chances of two serial killers in one car is astronomical."
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A traveler was walking along the side of the road in Arizona, hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm; Time passed slowly and no vehicles went by. It was raining so hard he could barely see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghost-like in the rain.
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In fiction, picking up a hitchhiker is an exceptionally risky proposition, as there's a good chance they're either a) a Serial Killer who will murder you, or b) a wanted criminal (or escaped convict) who will force you to help them evade the authorities, then murder you. This trope can also cover rape, robbery, and other kinds of violence or maltreatment inflicted by hitchhikers on those who.
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13 dgm42 • 5 yr. ago A guy stops and picks up a hitchhiker. After they drive for a bit the hitchhiker pulls out a knife and says he is going to steal the car. The guy stops the car, opens his door and then reaching over, grabs the hitchhiker and throws him out the door, breaking the hiker's arm in the process.
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I get the joke completely… but the driver is not taking into account Baye's theorem. The given is that a serial killer is driving a car, not necessarily a random car with 2 people in it. So the chances of there being two serial killers in that car is just the chances of the hitchhiker being a serial killer since it's given that there is.
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Plus, "a hitchhiker being a serial killer, knowing the driver is a serial killer" is pretty much the same as "a hitchhiker being a serial killer".. This joke is wonderful, because it reflects that the perception of probability of something is usually quite different than the actual mathematical probability. Tversky and Kahneman's librarian.
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In this video, I share three terrifying true tales of picking up hitchhikers. From a cross-country ride with an escaped convict to a road trip stalker who kn.
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What are the chances there'd be 2 serial killers in 1 car at the same time?" The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in." I was driving down the highway, and I saw a man hitchhiking with a sign that said Heaven . So I hit him.
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Score: 2. "Head, shoulders, knees & toes" is a killer song right now Touch your "Eyes and ears and mouth and nose". Score: 1. Find yourself a serial killer called 'The Suspense' So that when you die, you can say 'The Suspense is Killing me', laugh together about it, and then get stabbed to death. Score: 2.